Welp, when I started this blog back in 2016, it took me a whole 5 posts to decide to call it quits. I was young, indecisive, and probably had a happy hour to attend that took priority. Now the year is 2021 and while I am still young by society standards (though it doesn’t always feel that way), definitely still indecisive and likely have some happy hour I could attend and/or crash, I am going to give this another go.

I shall preface this by saying I have no idea what the fuck I am doing, or where I intend to take this. What I do know is that people (my mom) think I am funny, and I’ve been told I could definitely benefit from some sort of creative outlet to rant, pontificate, and offload my nothing short of entertaining bullshit. Aren’t you lucky.

So before we get this party started there is one quick disclamer. I am not responsible for the level of enjoyment you may or may not receive during or after reading any of my nonsense. Onward.